Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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