At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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