Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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