Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Randomize
