Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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