During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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