If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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