Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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