I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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