I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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