Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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