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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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