in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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