no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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