remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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