suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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