so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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