im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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