best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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