Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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