I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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