Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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