drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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