its not stalking. its research.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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