So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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