Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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