How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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