i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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