Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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