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Wipe that smile off your face.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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i've created a new STD.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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