if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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