FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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