So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's never too late to be topless.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
