dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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