Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
