yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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