I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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