Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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