am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
