we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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