NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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