I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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