Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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