false alarm. still invincible.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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