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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Oh god it's open bar.
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