im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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