He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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