My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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