Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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