the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
