talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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