I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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